Secrets of the Speakeasy July 31st, 2025

Secrets of the Speakeasy
Hidden inside the Newly-Renovated Woodlawn Comedy Club

📍 Woodlawn Comedy Club (historic Woodlawn Theater—reborn)
⏰ Doors 7:30 PM • Show 8:00 – 9:00 PM
🔞 Ages 18+ • Clean Comedy, Magic & Rare Oddities

✨ Why This Night Is Different
Step through an unmarked door and leave “ordinary” behind. Woodlawn’s speakeasy transforms into a secret playground of jaw-dropping magic, clever humor, and genuine connection—perfect for date night or an unforgettable outing with friends.

🪄 What Happens & How It Benefits You
Walk-Around Wonders (7:30 PM)
Magicians greet you the moment you enter—cards change, coins vanish, minds get read while you order a drink.
Benefit: the ice breaks itself; you’re laughing and bonding within minutes.
Conversation-Starter Cards
Each table offers playful questions to spark real conversation—no phones needed.
Benefit: effortless connection with the people you came with.
60-Minute Stage Spectacle (8:00 – 9:00 PM)
A fast-moving mix of comedy magic, mind-reading, and rare curiosities, with brief drink breaks.
Benefit: constant “HOW?!” moments keep the energy high and the wonder flowing.
VIP Red & Black Parlours (9:00 – 9:30 PM)
VIP guests slip into two intimate rooms for up to 30 extra minutes of exclusive close-up magic.
Benefit: the magic moves even closer—more personal, more impossible.

🌟 Why It Beats Every Other Night Out
• Unique Venue: A historic theatre turned hidden speakeasy—built-in adventure.
• Live Wonder: Feel genuine awe together; no screen can match it.
• Clean, Adults-Only Fun: Smart laughs, zero cringe.
• Deeper Connection: Conversation tools make hanging out effortless.

🚀 Ready for San Antonio’s Best Night Out?
Tickets are limited and disappearing fast. Share the secret, lock in your seat, and get ready to have your sense of wonder awakened.
👉 Reserve Your Spot at Secrets of the Speakeasy!

Very limited capacity
Upstairs - Non ADA accessible.